yeah

Last night I was sitting there at my old friend Alan's house, and I was watching his hippie vegan girlfriend eat a bunch of junkfood (she doesn't drink). The look of ecstasy on her face was making me wonder why I don't have a girlfriend like that. As I was spilling my guts to (what amounts to my EX-best friend) a friend of mine, I quickly realized it doesn't matter in the slightest. I'm better off running around meeting up with girls all over the states versus being clamped down to one here. I'm no good in one place, really no good.

I guess my point is, I need to stop fantasizing about my friends' girlfriends. Maybe not. I also need to shave and lose 5 lbs before I travel. I'm really thinking about seducing my buddy's sister. Christ, who am I?